You ain’t Dolly, And you ain’t Porter You ain’t Dolly, And you ain’t Porter She’s a little bit fuller, And you’re a whole lot shorter Lets dance all night, And fill the jukebox full of quarters Cause you ain’t Dolly,  No, and you ain’t Porter I notice you right off the bat in those cowboy boots Who couldn’t help but see you in that Rhinestone suit That’s cause I’m the reigning queen of Karaoke night Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might Hey now, don’t you worry cowboy, cause I’ll get you through We’ll sing the cheating song, just like they used to do Cause you ain’t Dolly, You ain’t Porter She’s a little bit fuller, And, but you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s drink all night, And fill the jukebox full of quarters Cause you ain’t Dolly, No, You ain’t Porter   You’ll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday Yeah and I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey Why don’t you come on back to my place, and you can have your way Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can’t stay Oh, we won first prize cowboy, let’s just split the dough Honey I will always love you, but we’ll never know Cause you ain’t Dolly, Oh you ain’t Porter She’s a little bit fuller, And you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s dance all night, An fill the jukebox full of quarters Cause you ain’t Dolly, you ain’t Porter No, you ain’t Dolly, you ain’t Porter