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Ein Rabe sitzt im Wald auf einem Ast. Kommt ein zweiter Rabe vorbei und

fragt: "Was machst du denn da?"

"Nix, ich sitz nur da und schau blod." "Klingt gut, das mach ich auch".

Und der zweite Rabe setzt sich neben den ersten auf den Ast.

Kurze Zeit spater kommt ein Hase daher und sieht die beiden Raben. "Was macht ihr denn da?"

"Nix, wir sitzen nur da und schauen blod." "Das will ich auch probieren,"

sagt der Hase und hockt sich unter den Ast.

Es dauert nicht lange, da kommt ein Fuchs des Weges. Er sieht den Hasen und die beiden Raben und fragt: "Was macht ihr denn da?" "Nix, wir sitzen nur da und schauen blod," erklart ihm der Hase.

"Aha," meint der Fuchs und gesellt sich zum Hasen.

So hocken alle vier da, machen nix und schauen blod, bis ein Jager vorbeikommt und den Fuchs und den Hasen erschiest.

"Siehst, was ich immer sag," meint der eine Rabe zum anderen, "nix tun und blod schauen geht nur in einer hoheren Position."

Life is not need to become very rich.

Happiness is incised for each people, and very beautiful thing has flows.

That always forbids me who reach to an extreme of society, and it come out and, the appearance flower is lost in freshness, but existed in oneself.

However, as for an old view, nothing is perfect.

As for people's life, each has lacked some things.  People exist with husband and wife, and income of million are not important.

Too much money will give descendent unhappiness.

人生不要太圓滿

有個缺口讓福氣流向別人是很美的一件事。

在一個講究包裝的社會裡，
我們常禁不住羨慕別人光鮮華麗的外表，

有人家財萬貫，卻是子孫不孝； 
有人看似好命，卻是一輩子腦袋空空。

個人的生命，都被上蒼劃上了一道缺口，

不想要它，它卻如影隨形。

以前我也痛恨我人生中的缺失，

但現在我卻能�ｪ心接受，因為我體驗到生命中的缺口，

若沒有苦難，我們會驕傲，
沒有滄桑，我們不會以同理心去安慰不幸的人。

不需擁有全部的東西，
若?樣樣?全，那別人吃什麼?？ 體驗到?個生命都有欠缺，

我也不會再與人作無謂的比較我也

不會再與人作無謂的比較

反而更能珍惜

自己所擁有的一切。 環顧上流社交場合中之達官顯貴不知凡幾，
他們的外表實在都令人?羨，但深究其裡，
個人都有一本很難唸的經，甚至苦不堪言。所以，不要再去羨慕別人如何如何，
好好數算上天給?的恩典，
會發現?所擁有的
對比沒有的要多出許多。

那就是?          了！

Exchange rate;

An American  went Chinese to travel and exchanged 680,000 Renmin Yuan for 100,000 dollars. In China -- one year --drink, eat and enjoed -- comfortably and spent 180,000 Renmin Yuan. Renmin Yuan when he returned and went to the bank,  changed to dollar.   By this time American dollars downs to 1:5.   And 500,000 Renmin Yuan was changed to  100,000 dollars. Time of coming   100,000 dollars returned -- too --   100,000 -- He went home lightheartedly. Another American imitated independently -- taking 100,000 dollars   to change 680,000 Renmin Yuan. In China  he spent 500,000 buying a house. He drink, eat and enjoyed comfortably spending 180,000, and obtain money for selling the house [ which was risen in price ] with 1 million Yuan. With exchange rate   1 : 5, he got 200,000 dollars, and he said I earned money enjoying trip. 

  An Chinese went to US for work, his 680,000 Renmin Yuan for exchanged 100,000 dollars. H earned 36,000 dollars in a year, working very hard in  U.S. with difficulties. He returned and went to a bank, changing dollars to Renmin Yuan .   The exchange rate rises to 1:5 and with 136,000 dollars it became 680,000 Renmin Yuan. When coming  and returning 680,000 Renmin Yuan, he went home sadly.

up 2002-12-28 French news paper

2002-12-28 Le Canard Enchaine
Le fils du dictateur Nord-Coreen, reve de visiter un Disneyland
"Papa, si tu detruis la planete, eparge les parc Disney."

Cartoon; Son of dictator of North Korea, wants to visit the Disneyland.(near with a picture of nuclear missiles)
"Papa, if you destroy the planet, please relieve park Disney"


up 2000-12-12 Rank of Moodys

In Japan, a joke is popular among financial　people.As you probably know, Japanese banking system is still in　bad shape caused by collapse of bubble economy around　year 1990. Two major banks are bankrupted because of huge　debt, and government poured tremendous money 100 billion　dollar to prevent chain bankrupting. Two major companies　are changed into new companies by law.
The other banks are also in no good shape, and merge of banks is a trend.
Recently, Mizuho -group was establish with Japan　Industrial Bank, Fuji Bank and Daiichi-Kangyo Bank.　Funding capital of 20 billion $　(http://www.mizuho-fg.co.jp), aiming to become one of　world five top bank.
They hold many people to count yen bill rapidly and　exactly.
Florida state requested three banks to participate ballots　counting of presidential election 110 people each.
Totally 330 people joined the recounting of ballot cards.　They finished recounting very rapidly, because they　ignored the appeals from Republicans and Democrats. They　couldn't understand English.
After the election, Moodys rank of Mizuho Financial Group　go upward from AA to AAA, because they showed the　excellent capability for labor intensive area.
This story was welcome by other financial group but not　Mizuho Group, who is offended a bit.

2000-12-01 Microsoft (from my friend)
For those of you who have had experience with computers and their glitches and　idiosyncrasies, and downright illogical workings, you'll appreciate the following:

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated ?If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.?

In response to Bill?s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the motorway for no reason. You would have to pullover to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought ?CarNT?, but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive- but would run on only five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single ?General Protection Fault? warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9. The airbag system would ask ?are you sure? before deploying.

10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally roadmaps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car .

13. You'd have to press the ?Start? button to turn the engine off.

Up 2000-10-04 Meeting with Chairman Mao Tsu Tung (Kissinger and President Ford)

Former President Bush was a head of liaison office in Beijing. He met Chairman Mao two times at the visit of Henry Kissinger (1975.10.21) and President Gerald Ford (1975.12.2) as an aid.

When deligation of Dr. Kissinger entered Chairman Mao’s study room, Mao (81 years old) stood up with help of two secretaries.

Kissinger asked him about health, and Mao answered, pointing his head, “This works good and I can eat and sleep”. And next, patting a thigh, “ This is not easy to use, and works terrible for standing up. Also, lungs have a disease”. He joked, “ I am an exhibit for foreign visitors”.

There were many medical equipment, such as syringes and an oxygen mask in the study. Mao said, “In a moment, I will meet God. The invitation letter is on the way”. Kissinger answered with a smile, “Please don’t receive it”. Then Mao write with pains a few words on paper, and a secretary of him read it, “I will obey the order of DOCTOR”. “Doctor” indicated Dr. Kissinger and his abhor chief doctor.

After a month later on Dec. 2, 1975, President Ford met Chairman Mao. Mao said, “God’s invitation letter to me is on the way”. Ford couldn’t understand the meaning of Mao’s word, and with a smile he leave the study room, saying “I hope the invitation letter will arrive soon”. The relation between China and U.S. was deteriorated afterward.

Up 2000-09-18 Talk of Shinichiro TOMONAGA, Nobel laurete for physics in year 1965.

1. I have noticed that there are four type of answer for question, becoming president of university. First is "yes", second is "no", and the third is not "yes" and "no". The fourth answer is both "yes" and "no".

2. In Japan, it says when the wind blows, the cooper will make a profit. Wind make dust. Dust hurts eyes, and number of blinds person will increase. Number of Samisen (blinds use samisen) is increased, and cats are killed to make samisens. And then number of mouth is increased and wooden buckets are bitten. Subsequently job of cooper will be increased.
But cooper will lose money also. Wind blows, the copper will lose money. The winds will increase the number of fire. Water is needed to extinguish the fire, and buckets of copper will be taken away. Copper loses buckets.

3. A U.K. gentleman made a comment about character of Germany during Hitler's regime.
They are three natures, fidelity, intelligent, nazism in Germany, but only two natures exist in a person, not all three natures.
Fidelity and intelligent person will not becomes nazi.
Intelligent and nazi will not be a person of fidelity.
Fidelity and believer of nazi will not be intelligent person.